Haulin
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Post by Haulin on Dec 12, 2007 18:56:56 GMT -5
;D > The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, > how many kinds of boobies are there?" > > > The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. > In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her > thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. > After fifty, they are like onions." > > "Onions?" > > > > "Yes, when you see them, they will make you cry." :-( > > This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many > types of "willies" are there?" > > The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, a man goes through three > phases. In his twenties, his "Willie" is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. > In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. > After his fifties, It is like a Christmas tree." > > "A Christmas tree??" > > > > "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." > :-)
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