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Post by BigDave on Nov 24, 2007 10:34:49 GMT -5
Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of ice cold bottles of beer. Up ahead they spotted a State Police blockade. "Lookey up yonder Earl, We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers." Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and drink 'em quick, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat". "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the Trooper asked, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch."
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